So apparently Roy Moore has taken a lie detector test to prove his innocence. The pathetic nature of this further attempt to stall Doug Jones aside a lie detector test proves very little. In order to become a security guard in California you need to pass a lie detector. It isn’t hard. When I became a security guard they gave me the address of a PI in Glendale (it might have been Pasadena, this was many years ago so I’m not sure). Showing up on the doorstep for a PI in LA county made me feel like I had stepped into a Film Noir, but the end result was very underwhelming to say the least.