Dr. Ford admits it was all made up

Christine blasey Ford finally admits that her allegations against Brett Kavanaugh must be false. For those who don’t remember Ford is a leftist activist and frequent flyer who couldn’t remember anything about her alleged sexual assault by the SCOTUS justice over three decades ago. Apparently there’s only so much room in the hippopotamus section of the brain for corroborating details.

Last year’s inflammatory confirmation battle over Kavanaugh was reignited by new revelations from Ford’s high school friend Leland Keyser. A forthcoming volume making the case against Kavanaugh by two NYT reporters contains this bombshell:

Snopes, the McGruff Crime Dog of online news, was hot on the case within minutes. They reached out to Ford and her response was shocking:

If we’re going to believe all women, and I believe all women all the time, then I guess I must have been lying or ya know something not as bad as lying. But the truth is Leland Keyser is my BFF. If she says my story makes no sense, in a book written by two women, then I have to believe her. What do you want me to do? Insinuate in front of the entire country that she’s crazy? Women don’t do that to women!

According to Snopes Ford had to cut the interview short at that point because her Uber had just arrived. Apparently she’s flying to Tahiti to “catch some major tsunami waves.”

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